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Tech-Illiterate Asian Grandma Furious After Seeing C++ on Report Card

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Jun 8, 2023

Pentagon Denies Claims of Clinton Indictment Info in Alien Spacecraft Wreckage

June 8, 2023 WASHINTON, DC - The Pentagon on Wednesday categorically denied what it called “unfounded conspiracies” circulating online...

May 25, 2023

Tech-Illiterate Asian Grandma Furious After Seeing C++ on Report Card

May 25, 2023 HOUSTON, TX - Steven Liu, 11, of Houston, TX had just received his report card for the school year where he earned...